Hello everyone!
Welcome back to another gawd awaful tragic, totally riveting season of ANTM. I'm your faithful moderator.
First off, ANTM Academy???? I was SO OVER it. Tyra as the Homecoming Queen? Ew. I did love seeing crazy ass Jael in a blonde wig. I love that bitch.
So who are out favorites? I think I love me some Anya and I gotta love Marvita because she's representing San Francisco!
Did anyone else in this tribe start pegging these girls as reincarnations of girls from previous seasons?? Geof and I were literally naming them "model name" version 2.0
like:
Stacy Ann: Kesse from Cycle 1/Tyra version 2.0
Marvita: Ebony from Cycle 1 version 2.0
Dominique: Coryn from Cycle 5 version 2.0
etcetera ecetera...
I did not like the editing for the genital mutilation/apology drama crying happenstance that took place. The was just the wrong angle.
But, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, they're back in NYC!
Welcome back to another gawd awaful tragic, totally riveting season of ANTM. I'm your faithful moderator.
First off, ANTM Academy???? I was SO OVER it. Tyra as the Homecoming Queen? Ew. I did love seeing crazy ass Jael in a blonde wig. I love that bitch.
So who are out favorites? I think I love me some Anya and I gotta love Marvita because she's representing San Francisco!
Did anyone else in this tribe start pegging these girls as reincarnations of girls from previous seasons?? Geof and I were literally naming them "model name" version 2.0
like:
Stacy Ann: Kesse from Cycle 1/Tyra version 2.0
Marvita: Ebony from Cycle 1 version 2.0
Dominique: Coryn from Cycle 5 version 2.0
etcetera ecetera...
I did not like the editing for the genital mutilation/apology drama crying happenstance that took place. The was just the wrong angle.
But, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, they're back in NYC!
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 2:46 PMyes, same type cast, same everything. Let's hope the shoots are good this year to make up for it. I personally don't like any of them. And what's up with the squished-faced blond. Favorite quote, "People think I am just a dumb blond, but I am really down to earth." LOL! -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 2:48 PMthe most exciting thing to me -- 14 girls this year, since Dominique was picked last -- but Matty, she *does* look like a Malibu Coryn, lol
and who wasn't fooled by them picking Marvita since she flopped last cycle?
and let's just bet that during the makeovers Iman-2 will get a WEAVE -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 2:51 PMThey better do somthing with her knappy head-LOL!
I say shave it!!
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 3:39 PM""I did not like the editing for the genital mutilation/apology drama crying happenstance that took place. The was just the wrong angle.""
yeah, i had a real problem with that too. First, it's "I hate you because you called me ghetto even though I was totally acting ghetto" then it's "But, now I feel sad for you even though I'm not totally sure what all of this means"
i only hope that it will not be beat to death like the asperber's. however, i realize that it will since it's ANTM. -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 5:01 PMGlad I'm not the only one who felt that whole angle with Fatima was inappropriate. Seriously, Tyra. . .you're not Oprah. Sorry, I just flat out don't like Marvita. I didn't like her last season either, it's like Tiffany 2.0. And they totally recycled the looks of previous girls. I know they can fix thier faces with makeup but what was up with all the skin problems? I hope things pick up b'cuz right now it feels like no effort has been put not this cycle yet, most of those ID photos looked like mugshots. Of hookers. Glad to see the two Jays are there to keep my interest. =;P
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 8:16 PMI agree: Marvita = Bitch! In fact I think I may have blurted out "bitch" in every shot focusing on her.
I hate that we needed to know all of Fatima's business. I also hate how it feels like these girls HAVE TO come in with some pitiful story about being molested, raped, or otherwise sexually abused in order to get on this show. Perhaps (and I know this is an awful statement) Shalynda, the girl who tried out 8 times should've wised up and said she was molested at a young age so she could make the cut this time. It feels like they ask them 7 questions, and if they answer those 7 successfully, Tyra's next question is: "So tell us ______, have you ever been raped, sexually abused or suffered a great tragedy in your life?"
Now, back to Shalynda. I'm still loving the little argument between her and Fatima about being called a bitch. I loved the look on Fatima's face when Shalynda confirmed that she was in fact a bitch, and then asked her if she could call her one. That was both Classy and Classic. So far, Fatima is my favorite but I can see that she is a little fake. What I'm really loving about this season is the diversity in the TYPES of black girls on the show. Not necessarily in shade, but in personalities:
We have Stacey-Ann who, let's face it, is Reese Witherspoon from "Legally Blonde" dipped in chocolate.
We have (that bitch) Marvita who is kinda funky <shade> in the face </shade> and SF eclectic.
We have Atalya who...well I can't figure out who she is because I don't think they showed her interview but it seems like she's Reese Witherspoon from from "Legally Blonde 2" dipped in chocolate... Oh did I say something earlier about diversity? Well, nevermind.
And lastly Fatima, an actual factual African-American. Growing up in New Orleans, I've witnessed odd social struggles between Portugese and Brazilians, between Puerto Ricans vs. Mexicans, vs. Spanish, and "Korean vs. Vietnamese vs. Laotian" so it will be interesting to see how this whole "Black American girls don't seem to like me" thing with Fatima plays out.
Ok so now onto people I can't believe didn't make the cut:
* Shaya - Why couldn't they let Mohammad Ali's lil' cousin in? Why did we need 2 black Reese Witherspoons. Maybe they got Shaya and Atalya's names mixed up, 'cause she was cute and she got robbed.
* Marguerite - Why give us an over-tanned smush-faced blonde when we could've had peaches-n-cream? What are they, blind?
* Kristen - I thought for sure that she was going to get picked. Too bad all the blank spots went to celebrity or former contestant look-a-likes...
"Back to the Future"
I'm looking forward to Alison performing her rendition of Alysa Milano's 80's hit: "Teen Steam"
It's cute that Lauren made it onto the show with her "quirky" look. But if I wanted to relive the beauty that was Martha Plimpton, I would just put "Goonies" in my Netflix queue. -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 8:37 PMOh, I forgot one in my "Back to the Future" section:
What the fuck is up with Tyra trying to make us believe that Katarznya looks like Paulina Porizkova, when she actually looks like Saved By the Bell/90210's Yasmin Bleeth?
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Thu, February 21, 2008 - 9:32 PM<< We have (that bitch) Marvita who is kinda funky <shade> in the face </shade> and SF eclectic. >>
but last cycle when she told her traumatic story of molestation, I swore she said she was originally from Alaska --- and the only reason I remember it was that I thought it odd a bitch like that would be able to live up there and not be locked up, lol
Not being prejudiced, but #1 -- she *would* stick out, #2: it would be a given they would give her ass a hard time for the hell of it for being black in Alaska, and her attitude would just fuck it up for her, period. -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Fri, February 22, 2008 - 2:27 PMmaybe Alaska made her kinda crazy in the first place.
oh and Taryn don't we all know not to go there with the "knappy" comments? I don't see how Fatima's hair looks "knappy" anyway... -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Fri, February 22, 2008 - 9:16 PMI have to say, the cheese factor was WAY too high this episode....and I was disappointed by some of the picks!
Dominique...holy fake tan Batman! She just looks gross!
Marvita...hated her last season (she totally DID say she was from Alaska...I remember thinking it was too bad she hadn't stayed there).
Anya...she's so awkward, and I wish she would just never speak again!
Now...why didn't they chose Jenah and her hot Impala?? Un-fucking-real. I was EMBARRASSED to be from Massachusetts! My god! -
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Sat, February 23, 2008 - 6:43 PMi lurve claire (is that her name?) the mom....
lurve her!
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Re: Clycle 10, Premiere Episode
Mon, February 25, 2008 - 10:02 AMIf Marvita wins it's going to be because the other girls all disappeared into her nostrils. Seriously, she has the biggest nostrils I have ever seen. And did all the girls have bad skin or was it my TV? They have definitley picked prettier girls in past seasons. I liked the girl with one side of her head shaved, she had that skater boy haircut and was talking about her breast milk. She's unusual looking so I think she'll etiher photograph fantasticly or be totally hideous.